sorry God

i’ve been thinking that maybe  i’ve been a little hard on God. i’ve been telling Him how unhappy i am with Him and maybe i am not getting the big picture. He seems to giving me just enough to keep me going which incidentally reminds me of a few of my ex-girlfriends….brrrrrr…i digress….do i just wait to see the plan He has or do i keep arguing with Him and feeling like i’m getting nowhere. here’s the kicker…i had lunch with a friend of mine last week and he asked me what i’m searching for on this journey through faith (sounds like a bad sunday religious channel movie title, huh?) anyway…i could not answer him. it was the oddest thing but i really could not give him a good answer as to what i’m looking for…i really don’t have a clue. i found that to be somewhat irritating and uncomfortable to be honest and it has gnawed at me all weekend…anybody have any comforting words of support or inspiration?

argument tip #3

yet another tip from my series on arguments…

this one i experienced this past weekend…never get up from a heated discussion and start slamming inanimate objects around. it merely serves as fuel for the fire and does nothing but make your situation 100 times hotter than it was 5 seconds ago. now, if you’re the type that likes it a little spicy, by all means, slam at your hearts content! AND to turn it up even a few notches more respond to the question “do you have to slam things around every time you get mad?” with “i’m not slamming now…this is slamming!” and then break something as a punctuation. i have found that this has a 100% success rate for not speaking to each other for the rest of the night and then sleeping on the couch.

remember…amateurs, this is a master technique and should not be practiced with out a full blown black belt in observation.