- i love the smell of rain
- i start getting cranky every sunday night around 8pm
- i wish i knew more about politics
- i wish i knew more about religion
- i don’t like the word “ointment”
- the song “singing in the rain” pops into my head at odd times
- i thought this would be easier (i think some one else already used that but it’s true)
- my mother is my hero
- i think my girlfriend is the best thing since sliced bread
- i really like sliced bread
- one of my pet peeves is when people use the word “irregardless”
- i wanted to be an english major after i wanted to be a singer/musician but changed my mind and wanted to be an artist
- i am none of these
- 51 is my favorite number (funny that it’s entry 14)
- i find people by and large to be very motivating and inspiring in different ways
- i think smart is incredibly sexy
- my girlfriend is brilliant-you do the math
- i have eaten chef boyardee ravioli straight out of the can more than once
- mitch albom books make me cry
- augusten burroughs books make me laugh my ass off
- sometimes i like to sing in an ethel merman voice really loud
- this drives my girlfriend crazy
- i do it anyway
- i have an extreme dislike of okra
- i am loyal to my own detriment which is exhibited by the fact that i felt bad for buying bare minerals makeup this weekend after having worn exclusively mac makeup for several years
- on my desk at work i have a tray full of rocks from various locations
- i don’t collect rocks
- my co-workers like to mess up the order of the rocks and see how long it takes me to notice
- my fastest time is under a minute
- some people would say i’m anal retentive
- i’m bringing sexy back
- ok, i’m not really but i am bringing funny back and i find funny very sexy…does that count?
- my girlfriend is extremely funny
- my girlfriend is a lot of things
- i can’t tell you all of them here
- i used to like mint but now it sickens me
- i also cannot stand the taste of lemongrass or cilantro
- i like to say the word cilantro
- i always wanted a music man bass
- i don’t have one
- i used to be a catholic but switched to methodist
- this disappointed my father
- for some reason i can’t stop humming the theme to “the adams family”
- i like to put my friends names in songs and sing them to them incessantly
- they usually find this entertaining until it becomes irritating
- i’m sarcastic
- my girlfriend kicks my butt in sarcastic
- never ask me about naked line dancing
- if it was legal AND i had a great body, i’d be naked all the time
- thank God it’s not legal
- i have four sisters and two brothers
- i also have two nephews and one niece
- those that can talk call me boo boo (of the niece and nephews, i mean)
- my girlfriend calls me that as well, among other things
- i sometimes call my mom by her first name so she’ll hear me
- that doesn’t always work
- when my father and step father are in the same place together, i have to remember to call one dad and one pop so that i don’t make either one jealous
- i think i’m the only one worrying about that
- friday at 6:00pm is my favorite time of week
- i have the entire weekend in front of me
- i think waking up on the weekend and realizing you can go back to sleep is delicious
- i don’t sleep much lately so this rarely happens
- i love a crisp in the air
- i do not nor will i ever like daylight savings time
- i’m on a roll
- i like to play music really loud in my car and sing along at the top of my lungs until i notice someone watching me at the stop light
- sometimes i don’t stop…singing
- my 10 year old nephew is totally cool with me being gay and adores my girlfriend
- so do i
- this feels like a good place to take a break
- this feels like a good place to start again
- i wouldn’t trade sitting in a torrential down pour with my sister watching the bucs play football (thankfully winning) for anything even taking into consideration that i was soaked to the bone and couldn’t get warm for several hours afterwards
- sometimes, i’m in love with a pug named ginger
- i am totally addicted to lipton diet green tea with citrus
- i will give a store manager a piece of my mind if they are out of stock of said tea
- i censored that last entry so that i wouldn’t use the word bitch
- i used the word bitch in that last entry anyway
- i often fantasize that i stay in bed with the covers pulled all the way up and wake up next summer
- waking up next summer is not an option
- hell, falling asleep tonight might not be an option
- i’m addicted to a show called “storm chasers”
- my girlfriend likes to point out and sometimes mimics the odd faces i make
- sometimes i make the odd faces because i know she’s watching and will get a kick out of it
- other times, i surprise myself and actually catch me making the odd faces
- right now was one of those times
- i believe forty something is the new thirty something
- slowly but surely my girlfriend is getting me to get rid of all my old bachelorette furniture
- i pretend that this bothers me
- secretly it doesn’t but i like her to think she’s getting the upper hand sometimes
- i hope she doesn’t read my blog anytime soon
- some nights i feel way too old for my age
- this is one of those nights
- sometimes when i’m in my car alone driving i talk out loud to God
- i’m pretty sure He doesn’t like it that i cuss when i’m speaking to Him
- i’m 100% sure He loves me anyway
- i am deathly afraid of dentists
- i’m a purse whore
- i never used to be so serious
- i may just keep this list at 99 since everyone else does 100
Re:
1. You are so right!
5. ointment, ointment, ointment, ointment…just want to see what you do with that
8. Mama C is awesome & if you haven’t met her, you’re missing out!
9. Amen to that! Slap me and call me ‘WonderToast’.
11. ‘Irregardless’ of what you think, ‘irregardless’ is in the dictionary for some…you know the one – the South of the Mason-Dixon dictionary…lol
15. You do the same for so many others…now hurry up and get the other 85 done…love this!
I love your blog name!
goodbadandugly2…thanks! it was either that or “therapy anyone?”…i like your blog as well! i’m adding you to my blogroll if you’re good with that!
deek…working on the other 85 as we speak…and stop saying “ointment”….hahaha
TOTALLY I knwo what you mean…I call blogging my therapy all the time…..being therapized!
Ointment, ointment, ointment, therapy, irregardless, also but too, Russia from my porch, you betcha, hockey mom, joe sixpack, maverick.
deek…pppphhhhtttt!!!
I LOVE your #11 – I actually just wrote that exact same thing on my blog
she’s creepy and she’s kooky
mysterious and spooky
she’s altogether ooky
the naked lady in the closet playing the drums family…
sorry…had to do it…you can’t dangle a carrot like that and not expect me to bite…
silentorchestra…i’m glad to hear it chaps someone else’s, well, you know
thanks for the visit!
deek…haha, i might have to bite back….careful
#81 – total brain-sharing again…’the other one’ hates it when I hijack the family room tv to watch it. if there’s ever a marathon…let’s get snacks and watch? what do you say?